Top of the world

There is something I would very much like to post here, but-
I do believe it's not for the public's eyes. 
Maybe, someday, if you're lucky you'll get to read it.
It's 50 Shades hotter than any top NYT bestseller (and well written, too.)
Good writing is like good sex-after you're exhausted but in the most delicious way in the world. 
Goodnight.