Mad as a Moose

JFGI.
No, really.
Our lives are average, this we have discovered through much research.
Natalie- I wonder if I could pick my nose with this? [the extendable fork.]"
Note to the world: 200+ pound tourists should never wear horizontal stripes.
It's fucking November, why are you from South Carolina and shopping here, and why is your overly awkward child not in school?
DISTURBIA
Fortune cookie says: Your life gains the stability you desire." Lies.
Learn to do the Thriller:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6FTWlTRanc
You know you love the girl in that video.
My applesauce just squirted everywhere..... ;)
Natalie's phone "meow."
Customer- It's a beautiful day outside!
Natalie- WE KNOW BUT WE'RE FUCKING STUCK IN THIS HELL OF A STORE
What she actually said- I know, enjoy!
Natalie- Oh my god I might stab my eyes out. Or throw myself over the stairs.
Conversations about flying off the balcony ensue.
This is the closest I have come to a red cup since leaving the 'gheny. Yes, it's filled with water.
Famous last words.... "I'll just do those projects tomorrow."
1:36 pm- photobooth photo shoot.
2:05 Natalie leaves. Oh tears.
2:38 Just to update...nothing has happened in the last half an hour. Nothing. And now I edit the photo shoot and wonder if my boss will see if I publish it to my news feed? Hello privacy settings.
3:31- Overkill nostalgia. Folding t-shirts to distract myself, this is the first real work I have done all day.
I've had a little bit too much, red red red bull...Just fold...gonna be ok...
TAKE ME HOME TONIGHT...this whole distraction from Allegheny thing is not working so well.
Fabulous gay man comes in wearing an orange baseball hat with a matching handkerchief in his breast pocket. This is him doing "Maine." Impulse buy Maui Jim's, until a declined card stops him.
Tears at work? At least no one here to see. Ho hum.
http://games.adultswim.com/five-minutes-to-kill-yourself-adventure-online-game.html
YES.
And now home again, do it all over tomorrow.


Monotony.